Quote of the Week

Mahatma Gandhi

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

“You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.”


Mahatma Gandhi

Mark Twain

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”


Mark Twain

Bill Lee

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

“You have two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.”


Bill Lee

Dale Dauten

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

“It’s called a pen. It’s like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.”


Dale Dauten

L. Frank Baum

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

“I can’t give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.”


L. Frank Baum

Grandma Moses

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

“A strange thing is memory, and hope; one looks backward, and the other forward; one is of today, the other of tomorrow. Memory is history recorded in our brain, memory is a painter, it paints pictures of the past and of the day.”


Grandma Moses

Emily Dickinson

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

“The brain is wider than the sky.”


Emily Dickinson

Erma Bombeck

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

“I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.”


Erma Bombeck

Thomas A. Edison

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

“The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.”


Thomas A. Edison

Groucho Marx

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

“I have the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to get rid of it.”


Groucho Marx